….you hear the following from your four year old:

“Have you checked in on FourSquare yet?” – after arriving somewhere new
“Let’s take a picture and put it on Facebook”
“I take it Twitter’s busy today?” – after the 10th push alert that morning
“Muuuuuuuuuum, could you Pin this so I can find it tomorrow?”
“You’re not still uploading photos to Flickr are you?”

Have you got any others to add?